I’m sad to say it was my generation that began the hashtag culture,
The hashtag everything that’s already viewable in each picture.
They say a picture is worth 1000 words,
A time saver to just post a pic instead of writing it all out.
Well apparently we now have time for both.
Hashtag picoftheday
Times the 10 other pics that you will inevitably post that day; they can’t all be the 1 pic of the day.
Hashtag cray, hashtag gay, hashtag hey, say…
Hashtag selfie the purely vain, egotistical and narsistic image of oneself in the opinion that everyone cares When 'quite frankly my dear I don’t give a damn' for todays new pout and perfectly blown out
Hair, makeup on verge of photosho…ooh too much, hmm a filter will do…
Cue
Hashtag instalove because this will get your picture noticed
Alongside all the other instaloves that are quite possibly obsessed with instagram beyond love.
Deranged instead…
Hashtag bed, at home
Hashtag foreveralone, fear not users of this one,
You shall never be alone because well you are already grouped with the other thousands of users that are also foreveralone.
May you be forever alone together.
I need not worry. Scenario
I take a picture in the morning, I’m chilling with the cat.
I woke up hashtag flawless
Hashtag love
Hashtag no makeup
Hashtag selfie
Hashtag cat
Hashtag me
Hashtag everything that you can already see.
Beyond twitter and instagram, I believe facebook latched on.
Hashtag don’t care is purely a con.
Hashtag has found itself in real life speech in a similar way to LoL,
As if a true and honest laugh no longer suffice,
Hashtag dinner hashtag beans and rice
Let’s face it who has the time to risk all the wrinkles, of a genuine smile,
A simple lol is surely worthwhile.
I’m sad to say it was my generation that began the hashtag culture,
And that I have undoubtedly hashtag given in.
The hashtag everything that’s already viewable in each picture.
They say a picture is worth 1000 words,
A time saver to just post a pic instead of writing it all out.
Well apparently we now have time for both.
Hashtag picoftheday
Times the 10 other pics that you will inevitably post that day; they can’t all be the 1 pic of the day.
Hashtag cray, hashtag gay, hashtag hey, say…
Hashtag selfie the purely vain, egotistical and narsistic image of oneself in the opinion that everyone cares When 'quite frankly my dear I don’t give a damn' for todays new pout and perfectly blown out
Hair, makeup on verge of photosho…ooh too much, hmm a filter will do…
Cue
Hashtag instalove because this will get your picture noticed
Alongside all the other instaloves that are quite possibly obsessed with instagram beyond love.
Deranged instead…
Hashtag bed, at home
Hashtag foreveralone, fear not users of this one,
You shall never be alone because well you are already grouped with the other thousands of users that are also foreveralone.
May you be forever alone together.
I need not worry. Scenario
I take a picture in the morning, I’m chilling with the cat.
I woke up hashtag flawless
Hashtag love
Hashtag no makeup
Hashtag selfie
Hashtag cat
Hashtag me
Hashtag everything that you can already see.
Beyond twitter and instagram, I believe facebook latched on.
Hashtag don’t care is purely a con.
Hashtag has found itself in real life speech in a similar way to LoL,
As if a true and honest laugh no longer suffice,
Hashtag dinner hashtag beans and rice
Let’s face it who has the time to risk all the wrinkles, of a genuine smile,
A simple lol is surely worthwhile.
I’m sad to say it was my generation that began the hashtag culture,
And that I have undoubtedly hashtag given in.